Wednesday 30 December 2020

Thursday 30 January 2020

The Brexit Chart War

There's a movement among remainers to get Ode To Joy to number one in the charts for Brexit day. We know, even if successful, it won't change anything. Johnson isn't going to cancel Brexit because of this. (He totally should, nonetheless.)

So why is there a similar movement among Brexiters to get their own song “Seventeen Million F--k Offs” to number one instead?

Monday 20 January 2020

Brexit - Is that it?

So it's finally Brexit Day. After many repeated delays and false starts, Brexit is here!

What's that? You've just posted that the sun is shining and the birds are singing?

Oh I see, you're happy that we're not in some apocalyptic doom. Brexit was supposed to cause the earth to split open and a literal hell on earth was about to envelop us all for a thousand years! Turns out, no, that didn't happen.

So what? Is that it? Is that all you've got to show for three years of dragging our country through the grinder?

Wednesday 13 November 2019

Should MPs who "cross the floor" face a by-election?

When standing for election a politician will usually run as the member of a political party. The quid-pro-quo of this arrangement is that the party will collectively campaign for all their candidates. In return, the party will expect the successfully elected MPs to support their leader's policies and support that leader in any votes-of-confidence.

Occasionally, an MP will decide to leave their party. This is often called “Crossing The Floor” for rather archaic reasons. Sometimes that MP becomes independent, sometimes they join other parties. Most famously, wartime leader Winston Churchill left the Conservative Party in 1904 to join the Liberal Party, only to return in 1924.

When an MP does this, it will often be met with calls for that MP to put themselves up for re-election by their voters in a by-election. Normally, this only happens when an MP dies, resigns, or maybe appointed to the House of Lords.

“The voters elected a Conservative to be their MP, not a Liberal! You should let the voters have their say if they want to keep you as their MP.”

I disagree.

Friday 24 May 2019

#DeniedMyVote at the 2019 European Elections

You may have read about the news that many voters have been turned away from voting over here in the UK. I'd like to share a little analogy abut what happened, why it is so controversial and how it goes beyond voter suppression.

Wednesday 6 February 2019

What's a gallon?

A little while ago, I wrote a post on Facebook complaining that my new car's fuel efficiency gauge was expressed in miles per gallon. "What's a gallon?" I asked.

Over here in England, fuel has been sold by the litre for decades. Gallons are an archaic unit which no-one under 40 has ever had to deal with.