Wednesday 30 December 2020

Thursday 30 January 2020

The Brexit Chart War

There's a movement among remainers to get Ode To Joy to number one in the charts for Brexit day. We know, even if successful, it won't change anything. Johnson isn't going to cancel Brexit because of this. (He totally should, nonetheless.)

So why is there a similar movement among Brexiters to get their own song “Seventeen Million F--k Offs” to number one instead?

Monday 20 January 2020

Brexit - Is that it?

So it's finally Brexit Day. After many repeated delays and false starts, Brexit is here!

What's that? You've just posted that the sun is shining and the birds are singing?

Oh I see, you're happy that we're not in some apocalyptic doom. Brexit was supposed to cause the earth to split open and a literal hell on earth was about to envelop us all for a thousand years! Turns out, no, that didn't happen.

So what? Is that it? Is that all you've got to show for three years of dragging our country through the grinder?